"Truth is a Rare thing, it is Delightful to Tell it" -Emily Dickinson

That being said, Michelle Obama will grace Fort Jackson with her presence tomorrow to congratulate the newest members of the Army, and touch on childhood obesity? Really? Because this is the perfect platform for her to discuss chunky children. At an Army Graduation. Huh. She knows nothing about the Army way of life, or of the sacrifices we make on a daily basis. I bet she doesn't know that even after a deployment we are below the poverty line. I'm just DYING to hear her "Truth".

Is it wrong that when he told me  she was going to be here, all I heard him say was that he was going to be here? Wishful thinking  maybe, but at least I dream big! 

I seriously heard Gerard somehow. I have developed quite a sick obsession with him lately, rivaling the notorious Slim Shady Saga of 2001/02! GASP! Be afraid!

Back to the subject at hand, since I have clearly lost my way! Michelle Obama will be here in mere hours. Randy and the others are angry because of the security measures being taken. They are actually running a check on him before they let him on the field...he worked for Bush on multiple occasions and never had that headache! Politicians are bad. And Randy said it would be like if a Generals Wife came. Who the fuck CARES. I am not interested in her politickin'. However, I would LOVE to know what words of WISDOM the wise one has for these new soldiers. Gag. Me. With. A. Pitchfork. 

Or, he can. It's whatever!